Senate Subcommittee Holds Hearing on Time-Travel |
Pro-Lifers Join Protest Against Temporal Correspondent |
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by Jennifer Cox Post Manhattan Reporter |
by Jennifer Cox Post Manhattan Reporter |
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This week pro-life groups joined the vocal opposition to, Chrone Osphere, the time-traveling reporter for the JMG News Service who was recently implicated in a sexual harassment suit by White House correspondent Shell Davis. "This man is an abomination, and he must be stopped," said Joe Scheidler, national director of the Pro-Life Action League. "This time-traveling monster brags about going back in time to erase another human being from existence. 'Chrone' admits to terminatining the life of a man he knew would have grown up to be a contributing member of society." The "contributing member of society" Scheidler mentioned is "Mr. Parker," a man whose existence cannot be confirmed, as the only proof is mention of him in Chrone Osphere's column. "He killed him just so he commit statutory rape," said Scheidler. Scheidler refused to comment on the general consensus that if Parker had once existed, he probably did commit the original sexual act with Ms. Davis, as Chrone Osphere reported in the same column. "That's just speculation," Scheidler said. |
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